"YOU HAD SEX WHERE?" Gwen Chastain stared at her sister, Joss, who leaned nonchalantly against the counter of the stamp shop's kitchenette.
Joss adjusted the strap of her splashy red sundress. It was too provocative for the business of selling rarities, but Gwen knew better than to tell her. "In the elevator of the Hyatt Regency. Loosen up a little bit, Gwen, it's not like we got caught."
"Normal people don't have sex in glass elevators."
Joss rolled her eyes. "If you'd ever stop dating boring men, maybe you'd find out. You need to date a guy who's not afraid to mess you up a little. You need to have sex on elevators, let your hair down a little while you're still able. You act like you're sixty already."
"And you act like you're sixteen. It's a good thing Mom and Dad are in Africa," Gwen muttered, pouring herself a mug of coffee, careful not to splash any on her tidy taupe suit. A faint hint of makeup accentuated her blue eyes, framed by stylishly discreet glasses that made her look older than her twenty-four years.
Joss snorted. "Are you kidding? Honey bunch, your mother's done wilder things than that."
"Way more information than I needed to know," Gwen told her, doctoring her coffee with soy milk.
"Haven't you ever talked with her about when she was young?"
Gwen gave her a queasy look. "This is not a conversation I want to have. I haven't even had breakfast yet."
"Shoot, when Mom and Dad were dating, they — "
Gwen stuck her fingers in her ears. "La-la-la, I can't hear you," she sang out.
"Oh, c'mon, you can't say you've never been curious."
"Not about the sleeping together parts, no. I suppose you asked her all about them."
"Of course." Joss grinned at her and turned to open the little refrigerator. "So how can we be sisters when you get so freaked out about everything that Mom and I do?" she asked as she fished out a can of Coke.
"Are you kidding? Sometimes I wonder if I'm even from the same family." How else could a person who prized normalcy as much as Gwen explain her free-spirit mother happily taking her doctor husband, her young daughters and her six years of medical training into a life in the African bush? Gwen looked at Joss, vivid and curvy, her dark hair tumbling down her back in a gypsy mane, so unlike Gwen's quiet not-quite-brown, not-quite-blond French twist. Joss had turned positively wild after Gwen had moved back to the States at fourteen. Joss had stayed inAfrica while Gwen had settled into her grandparents'San Francisco home and a college prep course with a sigh of relief.
And wished her mother's wild streak good riddance. Gwen was all about discreet, down to her understated loveliness that was only apparent to those who looked. Her straight nose tipped just a bit at the end. Her chin was just strong enough to hint at a stubborn streak. Only her mouth spoiled the picture, a little too generous, a little too promising. Dusky pink lipstick accented it only faintly. Anything more, she knew, would only attract attention. It was hardly what she wanted during work hours.
"You just got the Chastain conservative gene," Joss said, cracking open her Coke. "It skips a generation. God knows Daddy didn't get it."
"And you have no idea how that pains Grampa." Gwen turned to leave the kitchen, passing through the door to the main showroom.
"Not nearly as much as it pains him that Daddy married a woman who was raised in a commune." Joss grinned, trailing after her.
"I'm serious, Joss," Gwen protested.
"I know, I know, he wants to leave him the stamp empire." She snorted. "Giving up sunrise on the veld for little squares of colored paper."
"Some of those squares of colored paper are worth half that veld." Gwen punched in the multipart code that deactivated the sophisticated alarm system on the front door; as always, she left the back door armed unless they were using it.
"Okay, so Grampa plays in the big leagues. Dad would still be miserable doing it. Grampa should leave it to you. He's practically handed it over to you already as it is."
"He's not leaving it to anyone." Gwen set her coffee on the top of a crimson-lined display case containing stamp tongs and mounts. "He'll take it apart as soon as he and Grandma get back from their trip. It just takes time." She pulled out her keys and walked to the front door, stooping to undo the floor lock. "He's had some of these clients for decades. You don't break that up overnight." Opening the door, she stepped outside to unlock the sliding steel gates that protected the little storefront. Beyond her, traffic whizzed back and forth on Clement Street in San Fran-cisco's Richmond district.
"Sure you do." Joss took one side of the gates, pushing it back to the wall. "Tell 'em you're going out of business and to find a new advisor. I'm sure Grampa could recommend a bunch of people."
"That's not the point. Some of these guys might just want to get out of investment stamps period if Grampa's retiring. They trust him. He's got a couple of accounts he's liquidating already." Gwen finished tucking her side of the gate back into its hidey-hole and turned to the shop door. Glancing at her slim gold watch, she frowned. "I see Jerry's late again. Nice that he's dependable."
"Oh, lay off Jerry. He's okay," Joss countered, following her back inside.
"Jerry's hot for you. Of course you think he's okay."
Joss rolled her eyes. "Please. Don't tell me you're jealous."
"Of Jerry? Hardly." The truth was, Jerry gave Gwen a faint case of the creeps for no good reason she could name. On the surface he seemed fine, and if he was maybe a little too slick, a little too accommodating, that was her own problem. His references had checked out over the phone. Coins, granted, not stamps, but at least he had experience with fine collectibles. She had a few too many degrees of separation from the dealer in Reno to get a personal verification, but there had been nothing to confirm the small stirring of uneasiness she felt about Jerry.And the truth was, if he hadn't been on board and trained, Gwen couldn't have gone to the estate sale in Chicago two days earlier.
She didn't know where the restlessness had come from. Maybe from watching her grandparents leave for a three-month tour of the South Pacific. Maybe it was just the time of year. She'd had an undeniable urge to get out, stretch her wings. Vying with some of the top dealers in the world to come away with best properties did nicely. "Jerry's just not my type."
"Well, you don't have to love everyone who works for you," Joss threw back.
The original plan had been for Gwen to hire someone to help run the store during her grandparents'long-planned trip. Then Joss had shown up broke and in need of a job. Gwen ought to have been impressed that it had taken almost two weeks before Joss was so bored she'd suggested hiring another clerk. Too bad Gwen had let herself be talked into Jerry.
"I've got no reason to think Jerry isn't fine. I'm just a little uncomfortable around him," she said irritably, punching her code into the cash register to start it booting.
"He's noticed. I think it hurts his feelings the way you hang out in the back room and never talk with him."
"You talk with him just fine. That was the deal, remember? You work the store, I work the investment accounts." And avoid Jerry.
Continues...
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