Disc 1
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| Song Title | Sample |
| 1. All I Want For Xmas Is My Two Front Teats ~ Dick Grande & The Dirty Danglers | |
| 2. When Irish Boys Are Humping ~ Dick Grande & The Dirty Danglers | |
| 3. My Inflatable Valentine ~ Dick Grande & The Dirty Danglers | |
| 4. She's A Ho Ho Ho ~ Dick Grande & The Dirty Danglers | |
| 5. Was That You On Valentines Day? ~ Dick Grande & The Dirty Danglers | |
| 6. Xmas Always Makes Me Wanna Die ~ Dick Grande & The Dirty Danglers | |
| 7. Conchita - Valentine For Hire ~ Dick Grande & The Dirty Danglers | |
| 8. Wrinkled Balls ~ Dick Grande & The Dirty Danglers | |
| 9. Santa Is Morbidly Obese ~ Dick Grande & The Dirty Danglers | |
| 10. I Will Kill You ~ Dick Grande & The Dirty Danglers | |
| 11. Stuck In A Coffin On Halloween (A Tribute To Johnny Cash) ~ Dick Grande & The Dirty Danglers | |